welcome to the fridge

Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 9)

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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